Getting Robbed Can Be A Real Pain in the Ass

I wish I had somehting witty to say about this but I'll let the picture speak for itself.

The more I look at the pic the more I start to analyze it. The first thing I realized was that there was no handle on the knife, this would lead me to believe that the mugger intended to fuck the lady in the ass with his knife on to have the blade slip off.

I would think a sicko like that would have tried reputedly to stab/fuck the lady which would have left more several lacerations. However this means that the handle slip off on the first jab.

After he lost the blade he must have panicked and ran. He probably didn’t know what tot do at the point and got freaked out.

Imagine that. Being such a sick-fuck that you would want to mug/ then ape a lady with a knife to the ass but then getting weirded out over a knife malfunction.

Defiantly not a thespian. In the dramatic arts the show must go on, and instead he took it as his “Gong” from the Gong Show and bolted.

The second thing I thought of was how the hell did the knife go in at that angle and she still was relatively ok?

That seems like it would be some sort of biological impossibility.

The Third was a “What If” scenario. What if she tried to board a plane but got caught in security? How would that play out?

These are the thoughts that kept me from going to a real college.