Monday, September 28, 2009
Biggest Piece of Shit since the CED Videodisc Player
Meet the Coleco Adam released in 1983
I learned about this piece of shit from Cracked.com's article "The 5 Most Ridiculously Awful Computers Ever Made". Now I know its not like we could expect much form a computer from the early 80’s but the mind boggling bad concept of this device is shear insanity!
If you don’t know the math it works like this. Magnet + Recording tape (Cassette, VHS, shit your too young to know about) = All info on tape erased!
Imagine that. A machine designed to collect, store, and retrieve data that’s destroys it when its turned on.
WTF!
Read the Cracked article HERE
Big Thanks to Hemant Mehta @ Fiendly Atheist.com
Just want to give a public thanks to Hemant for adding my blog to his Blogroll Directory!
As an added bonus by chance I'm second on his directory list dou to my Blog starting with "A Bug". I knew the alphabet would come in handy some days.
And to think all this time I've been shouting, "Words R 4 Nerdz!"
Visit Hemant Mehta and view his great site on Religion, Politics, Secularisim, News, Information, and his great Blog over at FriendlyAtheist.com
And check out my sweet #2 spot on his directory HERE!
As an added bonus by chance I'm second on his directory list dou to my Blog starting with "A Bug". I knew the alphabet would come in handy some days.
And to think all this time I've been shouting, "Words R 4 Nerdz!"
Visit Hemant Mehta and view his great site on Religion, Politics, Secularisim, News, Information, and his great Blog over at FriendlyAtheist.com
And check out my sweet #2 spot on his directory HERE!
NJ Judge Rules BJ's from a Cow is a Victimless crime
Bestiality 1
Same Sex Marriage 0
From Philly.com by Jason Nark
"Laugh or gag all you want, but the attorney for a Burlington County cop accused of molesting underage girls and young cows said a judge made the right call by dropping animal-cruelty charges."
Read Article HERE.
The amazing tribe of Women in the Ukraine "The Asgarda"
These Women will Fucking Kill You!
Read the original article HERE
Or more of my blog below:
There are still Flowers in the Attic
Read the full article HERE
Read an extract from Chapter 1 of The Greatest Show on Earth
"Imagine that you are a teacher of Roman history and the Latin language, anxious to impart your enthusiasm for the ancient world — for the elegiacs of Ovid and the odes of Horace, the sinewy economy of Latin grammar as exhibited in the oratory of Cicero, the strategic niceties of the Punic Wars, the generalship of Julius Caesar and the voluptuous excesses of the later emperors. That’s a big undertaking and it takes time, concentration, dedication. Yet you find your precious time continually preyed upon, and your class’s attention distracted, by a baying pack of ignoramuses (as a Latin scholar you would know better than to say ignorami) who, with strong political and especially financial support, scurry about tirelessly attempting to persuade your unfortunate pupils that the Romans never existed. There never was a Roman Empire. The entire world came into existence only just beyond living memory. Spanish, Italian, French, Portuguese, Catalan, Occitan, Romansh: all these languages and their constituent dialects sprang spontaneously and separately into being, and owe nothing to any predecessor such as Latin. "
To read more of Chapter 1 please Click Here!
Richard Dawkins new book: The Greatest Show on Earth
I guess it shows where I've been the last couple of weeks. Richard Dawkins new book hit the shelves on September 22nd.
I’m pretty disappointed in myself for forgetting about the book coming out. But its on the shelves as we speak, I highly recommend it to everyone. I haven’t read it yet (Obviously) but I love Dawkins work. He’s very straight forward and his work is very easy to understand which helps people like me who can barley read to begin with.
No one has ever explained Evolution as well as Dawkins so it should be great reading his first book dedicated entirely on the subject!
Take a look at the Books Trailer:
Vist Richard Dawkins Site for more info here
To Order "The Greatest Show on Earth" click here
Film Review Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
Just saw the latest animated film from DC/Warner Bros (WB). Once again I’m pretty happy with what they have produced. In the last 2-3 years DC and Warner have managed for the most part to put out some really good animated films which helps subsidize the lack of live action films that they can’t seem to make with the exception being the rebooted Batman franchise.
Even with Superman they can’t seem to get the ball rolling. Keep in mind its going on 4 years since Superman Returns (I think a very underrated movie) was released. WB is close to possibly loosing film rights through complex lawsuits as well.
This new film is essentially about the aftermath of Lex Luthor rising to the highest position in the land by becoming the President of the US. He is actually doing a really great job. He has established world peace, rebounded the American economy from an economic depression and civil disorder, and has begun employing Superhero’s as Government workers to help police the planet. And all of this has brought the crime rate down to its lowest levels in memory. His approval rating is higher then any other president in histories.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Everything you know is wrong
According to his personal Chef and waitress he liked German Sausage (Hitler being Gay is still up for debate), ham and stuffed baby pigeon. He also washed it down with the tears of the Jewish people (Ironically Kosher).
Its become WAY to fashionable to compare EVERYONE and EVERYTHING to Hitler as well as the Third Reich when it comes to any idea or belief from well just about everyone and everything. Its an overplayed hand that has nonsensical argument used in politics and when there is bullshit in the air it should be called out and the perpetrators should be exposed as wrong.
Yep, We Are Gonna Go There
Hey you clicked on the "Mature Content" Button to get here so this is what you get.
The NNDB Mapper. Reminding you how small you really are in the world
The Corporate Power Nexus is a Map that shows and tracks the Fortune 500's "connected" people. Check out who really runs this country whos strings they pull.
Click to view the Corporate Power Nexus
Local News LOL
5 bikini baristas charged with prostitution
From KOMO News
"EVERETT, Wash. -- Five baristas at a local bikini coffee stand are accused of engaging in prostitution while on the clock. Women, ages 18 to 24, are accused of groping and other sexual acts, including exposing their breasts and privates and licking whipped cream off of each other in exchange for money. The evidence is pretty clear," he said. "Baring their breasts and pulling down their underwear or bikinis, exposing their entire bodies, in some cases."
Video From Q13 FOX News
Am I the only one who thought it was funny and surprised when the Barista asked the guy if he wanted a flash so she showed him her Cootch? Talk about underselling yourself.
Consumer Tip: If you go there don't ask for a Cream Pie if you don't know what that means. Cherry Pie might not be a good idea either.
Crime & Punishment & Roman Polanski
I don’t really have a conclusion or plan with this blog, it kind of goes all over the place. Its not really formatted to prove a point or achieve anything. Its more of a streaming of my thought process, so please just bare with it.
So the story of Roman Polanski getting arrested after 30 years of hiding is absolutely amazing. He has been living in Switzerland and France during that time to avoid extradition to the US. Polanski fled the country to keep from serving prison time over his guilty plea of the rape of a 13 year old girl 1977.
Oh and not just rape, but providing alcohol for the reason of intoxicating a minor. Drugging a minor with Quaaludes. And forced oral sex and sodomy on a minor.
But hey, Chinatown was a pretty badass great movie.
That aside should Roman Polanski still be arrested after all these years?
My answer is Yes. But...
Now I know what your thinking...
Your thinking I'm makeing fun of women drivers with this series of pictures
And let me tell you, your Right I am! LOL
Gawd I'm an asshole
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Now That I Think About It
Every cartoon in the 80's that I watched was a 30 min commercial for a toy.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Hard Lessons I Have Learned
Never play Charades with a deaf couple.
It's like they can read each others minds!
Oh shit!
Can they read mine?
When I'm thinking of the words "Deaf & Dumb" its not like that its just...
Does anyone remember why...
Kate Hudson, Mathew McConaughy, and Sandra Bullock are allowed to be in movies anymore? I mean really, have any of them drawn a dime in theaters in the last decade?
Getting Robbed Can Be A Real Pain in the Ass
I wish I had somehting witty to say about this but I'll let the picture speak for itself.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
HUZZAH "Creation" Finds a US Distributer
Whats even better news. Oh, its getting released on Christmas.
LOL!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
People with 'no religion' gain on major denominations
By Cathy Lynn Grossman, USA TODAY
"Americans who don't identify with any religion are now 15% of the USA, but trends in a new study shows they could one day surpass the nation's largest denominations — including Catholics, now 24% of the nation. American Nones: Profile of the No Religion Population, to be released today by Trinity College, finds this faith-free group already includes nearly 19% of U.S. men and 12% of women. Of these, 35% say they were Catholic at age 12."
Read the Article
Toilet Snake is Finally Captured
You know what I like about this story? Everything!
Reminds me of the Tag Line to the B-Flick/Horror classic Ghoulies
"They'll Get You in the End"
Insurance Company Loses Lawsuit After Discriminating Against Atheists
From FriendlyAtheist.com By Hemant Mehta
"GuideOne Mutual Insurance Company was offering a free service to people who bought their homeowners and renters insurance — a service that would offer “special benefits and discounts.” It was called FaithGuard and it only applied to “churchgoers” and “people of faith.” The implication being, I suppose, that non-religious people would cause all sorts of problems…That didn’t sit so well with one atheist, one agnostic, and the (non-profit) Lexington Fair Housing Council."
Perhaps my most Unintended Gayest Blog Yet
This should be made absolutely 100% perfectly CLEAR.
Taylor Lautner, Co-Star of Twilight and New Moon
Is Taylor Lautner a gifted athlete? Yes.
Does he have great genetics? Yes
Is there Photoshop, makeup, and lighting used to enhance the “After” picture? Yes.
Is he using Steroids and Human Growth Hormones (HGH)?
Yes!
Monday, September 21, 2009
GOD LOL!
From The London Telegraph 9/10/09
Man killed in church after stone altar falls on him
"He was a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release. A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God. He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly."
Read Full Article Here!
Um, Yoga FAIL? Really?
Has it come to this? I'm writing a blog commentary on another blogs commentary.
FAIL? WTF? BS!
One Blogs claim to Failure is this Blogs claim to Victory!
I proclaim this picture a
WIN!
Global Warming, more like Global Boring! J/K, were all Fucked!
So its pretty much a given fact that Climate Change is happening. Is anyone really arguing this point anymore?
Its happening got it. Its essentially scientifically proven and charted with examples showing what is happening to our planets temperature and what is currently resulting from its change.
But its not the issue of “if its happening” or “why its happening” that’s bothering me.
What’s bothering me is that all I hear about is “if its happening” or “why its happening”.
I don’t hear shit about what we are going to actually do about it. And I don’t mean cut back on C02’s, or create new tougher factory standards, I’m talking about what the fuck are we going to do when are Planetary Shit starts hitting the Geographic Fan.
I don’t hear a damn thing about that. Am I supposed to buy a thicker winter coat or dig a bomb shelter, or just move into my Mormon neighbors when their gone for a weekend?
New Rule
If you are or are going to register as a Democrat or a Republican for the next election then you automatically loose half a vote.
I'm sorry but you just arn't bringing as much to the "Table of Democracy" as we would like.
Oh, and thanks for your continued support of our fucked up electorial process.
This I decree!
What Ever Happened to...
The word “Motherfucker”
Another thing I remember being around that just one day seemed to disappear.
Doesn’t anyone else remember?
Am I the only one?
I mean really…
It seems like just yesterday everywhere I looked I saw a Motherfucker!
The Estate of Jack Kirby sues over rights to Marvel Charecters
The comic book world and Hollywood seem to keep getting messier and messier. Its amazing how over the last 80 years these things have yet to fully be settled. Along with the (Completely Incomprehensibly complicated) Warner Bros. vs. Jerry Seigel est. over Superman I have a feeling the comic book era in this country might be winding down.
Too many legal issues and too many characters/properties will probably lead to horrible mismanagement. Marvel can’t really afford to keep putting out bad products, but I guess that’s Disney’s problem now, but if they can’t turn a profit for their already super pissed off shareholders then I would think Marvel may just fade away, or maybe just for awhile.
By the way this isn’t the first huge legal battle Jack Kirby (himself at the time) had had over rights to his work. In the 80’s he successfully got co-ownership of his original artwork from Marvel, so I’m thinking his family may have a good shot with the case. And the timing couldn’t be better because there’s never been a bigger target to sue.
From DarkHorizons.com reported by Garth Franklin
The estate of Jack Kirby, co-creator of Marvel comic book heroes like Captain America, The Fantastic Four, X-Men, The Avengers, Iron Man, Hulk, The Silver Surfer and Thor, has sent notices terminating copyright to publishers Marvel and Disney as well as film studios that have made movies and TV shows based on characters he created or co-created including Sony, Universal, Fox and Paramount says Bleeding Cool via Deadline Hollywood Daily.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Snake with a working leg and claws killed in China
It’s a fascinating look at Atavism or more commonly known as Evolutionary Throwback. Every so often previously used genes from ancestors reemerge. In the case of the snake it was a case of the leg genes from an ancestor that kicked it. In all living things we contain a log of traits that have been catalogued and stored in our DNA, however as time goes by and Natural Selection takes its course things fade away, but every so often a trigger or release of the preserved gene is ignited and something happens.
Welfare
I had a talk with my Mom today and she was telling me about how my aunt, her children, and grandchildren came over to visit my Grandparents. We haven’t seen much of them over the last couple of decades mostly due to her being the black sheep of the family.
My Aunt is well known by my family as being a drug addict, former prostitute, and con artist. She actually stole my Great Grandmothers wedding ring, and has been extorting my Grandparents for years, using scams and guilt trips to get what she wants.
What Happened to...
Pollock Jokes
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, 'Don't you know I'm Polish?'
'Oh, I'm sorry,' the blonde apologizes, 'do you want me to start over and talk slower?'
One day you wake up and something you've always known is gone. And I mean REALLY gone. What happened to them?
The funny thing about this joke is when I last told a Pollok joke I had a similar response to the person I was telling it to. Unfortantly I wasn't blonde at the time.
Why I Fucking can't stand Kirk Camron
Really Amazing. A 50 page Intro to "The Origin of Species" by Ray Comfort and promoted by Kirk camron to debunk Evolution. Heres the trailer.
I don't have the energy to go all apeshit over this, nor doing I have enough Zanex to come down from the High I would have to reach to do a blog on the matter justice. So I'll let (Who at first I thought she was just some crazy Russian stripper) ZOMGitsCriss aka K-rina (turns out to be a popular internet personality, and critic of religion) says it in a nice little vid. Enjoy:
Michael Shermer vs. Mr. Deity
I’m a big fan of the “Mr. Deity” shorts but this one had an little something extra. Not as funny as some but a nice little extra touch. Michael Shermer is the founder and publisher of “Skeptic” magazine, as well as Executive Director of the Skeptics Society, and a columnist for Scientific America. In this short he gets into a debate the Mr. Deity and his team over inconsistencies in his work. Again not as funny as most of them but entertaining non the less.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii!
Making it onto my Personnel Top !0 list of the year is this little film from 1987 that I learned about by chance and acquired by luck. Hard Ticket to Hawaii is the best “Playboy Playmate N’ Guns, B-Flick” I have ever seen!
Enjoy these clips of "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" from my YouTube Playlist:
More reason to Educate about Safe Sex
Its bad enough in our country that we have people fighting to teach the public about safe sex, but in other countries where its more excepted there is still a great lack of misinformation going around. This is why we ALL need to do more on this matter. Maybe we should think of ourselves as walking information kiosks.
The following is from a UK Survey by market research company Opinion Health and reported by the BBC.
"One in five women said they had heard of kitchen items, including bread, cling film and even chicken skin, being used as alternative barrier methods. Others had heard food items such as kebabs, Coca-cola or crisps could be used as oral contraceptives. The survey questioned 1,000 women aged 18 to 50"
Read Full Article Here.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
On Interrupting the Bible and Homosexuality
From Mathew 8:13
"And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour."
Analysis:
What was the relationship between the centurion and his slave? Were they a gay couple? If so, Jesus didn't seem to mind.
Jesus affirmed a gay couple:
The Greek word that the Roman centurion uses in this passage to describe the sick man – pais – is the same word used in ancient Greek to refer to a same-gender partner.
From the Skeptics Annotated Bible & WouldJesusDiscriminate.com
Random Thought
Any country that elects (and especially re-elects) a person as president of their nation that believes literally that the Rapture of the Bible is and will happen and is looking forward to it coming, well that country deserves Armageddon.
How simple, and narrow minded would a nation have to be to do something so stupid as put into power a leader that is welcoming and embracing our doom with open arms. I mean Literally looking forward to it.
You would have to be insane to put a person with those beliefs in charge thinking they would have your best interests at heart and would even consider their obligation to protect their people against the wrath of God. This scenario would be a conflict-of-interest at the highest possible level.
Luckily in this country we don’t take shit from traitors like that. Yep, that’s right! That person would be a traitor to their country on the highest level possible and would be brought up on the charges of Treason, and Attempted Crimes Against all Humanity. All of which would be punishable by execution. Texas should be a good place to hold it considering they seem to be really good and efficient at it.
But as bad as all of that is the real blame would fall on the shoulders of the people. Yeah you know the people who put that person in charge, especially after knowing what his views where being Pro-Extinction and all Those people would really need to take responsibility and be held accountable for the inability to understand that they are putting their family, country, and species wellbeing in grave jeopardy.
That’s why I’m so glad that I live in the USA and we would never do something so ridicules as to…
(god damn it)
And God Bless America. We deserve it.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Hows that whole Abstinence only thing working out for our most Religious states?
So... If you live in a state that promotes (mostly through religion) the use of abstinence more then other states then clearly this means your state will have fewer unplanned teen pregnancies, right?
Wait... Whaaaaaaat!?!
Teen birth rates and religiousness in the United States
Well according the Center of Disease Control and Prevention Its pretty much the opposite of that thought process.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
MSNBC Covers the issue over "Creation" not finding a US film distributor
Big Kudos to Rachel Maddow for covering the story and humorusly showing how silly this whole thing is.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Nice Article on Non-Superhero Comic Books Being Adapted to Film
Its good to see articles like this on main stream media outlets. I love comic books and love it when a great movie based on one comes out. Unfortunately most of them are not all that great.
The article is kind of a fluff piece on “Whiteout” and “Surrogates“. Sadly the early buzz on these two aren’t the most flattering.
It makes me think about the plans for the “Y: the Last Man film Adoption“. After just finishing reading it I really feel it doesn’t need to be presented in any other format. Its perfect just the way it is. If it gets made I don’t think I’ll watch it, I have no need to nor any desire to see Shia Labeouf butcher the character of Yorick Brown.
Good article non the less, check it out.
MSNBC - Comic Books Don't Need Tights to Become Films
Not to take away from the passing of Patrick Swayze
Is it wrong that whenever I think of Patrick Swayze I think of Whoopi Goldberg getting it on with Demi Moore? Always the first thing I think of, always...
More Memories of Senior Year Geometry Teacher
I was just thinking again my Senior year Geometry teacher.
Mr. Metzer or Metzger was his name I think, I wish I could remember. I would go to my year book if I gave enough of a shit to get off the couch and walk to the book shelf.
I was jus listening to Adam Carolla’s Pod Cast and he was interviewing the members of the MTV show The Buried Life. They started discussing Toilet Papering houses. As I just remembered me and my friends TP’d his house.
Random Thought
Maybe this shows my ignorance of Gay culture but if I was a male Transvestite I would think a Drag Queen would be the equivalent of "Black Face" to me.
Am I the only person to come to this conclusion?
Follow up on the Pledge of Allegiance & History
From Wikipedia.com article on "the Pledge of Allegiance".
History
The Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy (1855-1931), a Baptist minister, a Christian socialist,
Bellamy's original Pledge read, "I Pledge Allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
The pledge was supposed to be quick and to the point. Bellamy designed it to be stated in 15 seconds. He had initially also considered using the words equality and fraternity[3] but decided they were too controversial since many people opposed equal rights for women and blacks
Is there a way to get Jenny McCarthy to face Genocide charges?
I'd love to think so. Her massive and insane Anti-Vac campaign may have doomed a generation. I wonder if she only eats organic?
Here's a nice article on the subject.
Jenny McCarthy: Autism Expert and Harbinger of Death
Saturday, April 4, 2009 (By Chris Rangel MD)
Miss. McCarthy is famous . . for being famous (FBF) and has used her superpowers of paradoxically unearned famiousosity to become even more famous for having a son (Evan) with “autism“, then claiming this was caused by the MMR vaccine, and then becoming the first person in history to develop a successful treatment for autism.
No, this Op-Ed article, which came out on April 4th 2008, was not a late April fools joke, and yes, CNN is a media whore that will print anything penned by good looking celebrities, and no, Miss McCarthy did not directly plagiarize her “autism treatment” from that great American medical quack, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (though she came suspiciously close).
Read the Full Article Here.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Remember John Edward the (Self-Proclaimed) Psychic? Yeah he's still around. Now who are we gonna call?
From the Australian TV series Chaser's War on Everything.
Texas Secession? What would happen?
This goes for you to Alaska.
I'm sure Alaska would start declaring how we need their Oil so we would have to subsidize them. Of course that would require us to drill it for them. They are American Oil companies, not Alaskan.
But maybe it would encourage us even more to not need oil and find alternative energy sources. Probably not, but its a nice thought.
Or, guess what?
I wonder what the school teacher(s) or faculty said to her afterwards?
I remember during my Senior year in high school, first period Geometry class (Yes, I know I was a Senior when I made it to Geometry. I still fucking hate math!) I would stand for the pledge but I didn't say anything.
For more info on Norman Borlaug
Just click on the Blog Title to visit the Norman Borlaug Heritage Foundation website.
Our media/national lacking of tribute to the amazing life and achievments of Norman Borlaug
Norman Ernest Borlaug (March 25, 1914 – September 12, 2009)
Our media has chosen to not really cover the passing of Norman Borlaug. I'm pretty angry that its been two days since he died that I find out about this from a news site that wasn't a major one.
Thanks to the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) for covering the story.
This is especially sad considering he was the hands down our Worlds Greatest Hero and Human Being that the World has EVER had!
Borlaug has saved an estimated over 1 (Mother Fucking) Billion peoples lives in the course of his life and will save billions more in the future from his work.
1, 0 0 0, 0 0 0, 0 0 0, 0 0 0 lives!
Film About the studies of Charles Darwin not finding a U.S. distributor
Really? I mean come on. This should END the "Hollywood is keeping religious movies from being made" debate. If it doesn't make it to the theaters it should still make it to DVD over here, so I'm not worried about being able to see it, but the point really is the double standard. I didn't give a shit about the Passion of the Christ and all the controversy over that. But if that can be released, why not Creation.
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