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The word “Motherfucker”

Another thing I remember being around that just one day seemed to disappear.

Doesn’t anyone else remember?

Am I the only one?

I mean really…

It seems like just yesterday everywhere I looked I saw a Motherfucker!

Motherfucker’s where all over the place.

And what a bunch of stupid Motherfucker’s they where.

Motherfucker’s seemed to fuck everything up.

Dumb Motherfucker’s, Big Motherfucker’s, Little Motherfucker’s, Slimy Motherfucker’s, Dirty Motherfucker’s.

Remember all the Crazy Motherfucker’s that used to be around? Did we lock them all up?

So is everything better now in a Motherfucker less world? If the Motherfucker’s are all gone then we should be doing just fine but where not are we?

So where did all the Motherfucker’s go?

I think Douche Bag chased them off. Its sad really because Motherfucker seems so much more nastier then Douche Bag.

Douche bag has a kinder gentler feeling to it, and as it should, I mean it is disgusting but doesn’t have to be entirely unpleasant. I think that’s the definition of most French words.

You know what I call people now? I call people Shit Fuckers!

Aint nothing lower and worse in the world then a Shit Fucker.

Think about it. Could you imagine being around someone who literally fucked a piece of shit and or was fucked with a piece of shit.

That’s Motherfucking fucked up!

I’m going to leave it to the Douche Bags to clean that one up!

I sometimes hear about Corpse Fuckers though. But you no what’s funny? I’ve never heard of a Corpse Motherfucker. I really do find it funny that Necro-erotics seem to have standards that don’t involve the act of incest with the dead.

There’s seems to be that uncomfortable line for them that they just won’t cross. They’ll fuck your dead mom, but theirs? What are you some kind of Sick Motherfucker?

Just because their a Corpse fucker doesn’t mean they would even consider being Corpse fucking Motherfucker, or Motherfucking Corpse fucker. No matter how bad their Mommy issues are.

I even remember a few Cocksucker-Motherfucker’s. This one really puts the image of the ideal Atomic family to the test. Don’t really know where to begin with this one. So I won’t, some things are just better off if you use your imagination.

Hears a sentence you never hear, “Who’s the Motherfucker that fucked my mother!”

Seems like back in the day when we where surrounded by Motherfucker’s this would be question asked all the time, but I can’t remember a single instance of it ever being used.

The sentence is also a good test. If someone actually responds then you know for a fact that that person is indeed…

A Motherfucker.

And you know what, Fuck them! What kind of Motherfucker would fuck my mother?

I’ll tell you who.

Some Douche Bag…